PRAFUCKINBOB!
Ho De Do, Mo Fo Yetinsyny Slackers. Just recieved two old issues of Quijibo and I've got to finish reading those again.:

Fellow Yetinsyny: Repent! Quit Your Job! Slack Off!

"Bob"s car broke down in front of a farm, and he sought shelter at the farmhouse. "Sure, we can put you up for the night", said the farmer, "But you'll have to share a bed with my son".
"Excuse me", said "Bob", "But I think I'm in the wrong joke".

Yetinsyny, normals, Bobbies(that actually send money to Jesus), merehumans, replicants, impressionable youth, anarchists, brutal anthropophagii, Discordians, proselytizers, pinkie-popper's, the feeble minded, the nuts, the fruitcakes, teens, Kibologistst, sensitive folks, moderately religious people, Goths, Rewardians, hardened agnostics and atheists and everyone other then Pinks are all welcomed at this holy site!

This site is NOT intended for those with faint hearts, sick minds or stupid conspiracy dupes.
If you are not any of the afflicted aforementioned people, you may want to attend x-day services with us, IF SO, (maybe) YOU ARE OUT OF LUCK (untill 8661?)!

In addition to my duties with The Church of the SubGenius, I, (still) Doktor Pissoff, am the (elected) membership director (for life) of The Ho De Do Mo Fo Club

Very Evil President Smiley
President for life (by his decree) of The Ho De Do Mo Fo Club who epitomizes "joie de vivre".

which is/was a separate entity of anything else here until I formed this holy clench. Any Ho De Do Mo Fo Club Member that does not send in their one-time $30.00 dues to the mother church cannot expect a seat on the escape vessels on X-Day and should not expect exceptions to made for them solely on the fact that they have rejected the conspiracy but instead should fully expect to perish with the conspiracy's willing minions, the fuckin' pink scum.
You know who you are!

You really should take care of your Last Will and Testement first though. Just in case.
Being religiously oriented Doktor Pissoff also supports earth religions and the The Church of Euthanasia and is also an ordained minister of The Universal Life Church where I always strive to do right.
I have also dabbled a bit in Andersianism.

While the strangeness of the normals occasionally provide us with a much needed good laugh now and then we have to remember that even the best of the normals have but a dim shadow of our Yeti forebearers slack, while we have acquired it in abundance. Normals reading this are likely to scoff at our devine slack, in their sick and twisted minds a slacker would like to sit around all the time watching, say, wrestling on TV. NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH! To me, true slack consists of doing the things you want to do. When you want to do them. Period. End of story. Dealing with the fuckin' pinks is, of course, out of the question so that leaves us the normals. Dealing with fellow subgenii is perfect bliss. Other then the occasional hatred and bitterness. For example. Let's say you'r a guy and you want to get laid. A normal girl might tell you to fuck off but the odds are mighty high that an uberfemme sub-genii chick would want it just as much as you. Another example? Let's say you'd like to do a little Frop and listen to some good jams. You going to call a normal? I don't think so!

Read on if you are even somewhat mentally divergent, or would like to be, at least for the duration of your visit to my holy pages.
PRAFUCKINBOB!

I would also like to remind you to support live music(see below) by going to shows and showing the bands you support them! Yell stuff to the band, now and then. Act up! (In a gentle way) Show the bands you are enjoying yourself! Stomp your feet! Buy them drinks! If you are a woman, date them! If you are a drug dealer give them your very best, preferably for free! If you have money, buy anything they put out. Pay their rent! The Rock and Roll lifestyle can be very expensive to maintain!
Besides, live music sounds much, much better than crappy cd's. I've also posted pictures of some live acts I've seen.

Most Holy Right Reverend Doktor Pissoff and Pope of South CentralPennsylvania, currently resides near Gettysburg, Pennsylvania in lovely, green, south-central Pennsylvania.

Fuckin' A, I went and took pictures!

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

"To be silent in the face of injustice is to be an accomplice to evil. I will not be silent."
Lori Berenson, January 2000

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A while back I saw NYC's Legendary The Dictators with The Stump Wizards, and the true future of music Bon Fuhrer! Actually Bon Fuhrer never showed but they were their in spirit.
Maybe I, Doktor Pissoff, saw you there!
Perhaps we saw the Big Antiseen/Confederacy Of Scum Supershow show some time back in Hostile City?

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Albert Camus

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